zaynsprincess:

you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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without-hope-with-humor:

funny-text-posts:

A compilation of some of my favourite text posts

the loki one and the fart one got me

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

kill-whitepeople:

greatest headline of this century 

kill-whitepeople:

greatest headline of this century 

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

egberts:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

unfollower:

my sister’s a flight attendant and one time a guy brought a cooler onto her flight and she jokingly asked ‘is that for me?’ and he opened it up and it was full of pig organs

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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color-division:

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I’m praying for Chilton now